may be funny-->Impact of Crisis in IT Employee's Family

Tried another conversation with some fun dialogues. Read it and have some fun. But it is up to you to follow Sekar's strategy

Impact of Crisis in IT Employee's Family

Sekar (Calling his family from Amsterdam): Good Evening Mom and Dad. Where is my wife Sheela?

Dad: Just now I called her. She is on the way to home after taking our grandson Rahul from his school.

Sekar: Let us wait for her few minutes and we will start this discussion.

(By the time Sheela entered in to the house.. Sekar continue the meeting)

I hope you know the Agenda of the meeting which I had mentioned in the meeting request. Even though let me read out the agenda once again

1. Status update/Discussion on Last Week Action Items

2. Family Strategy

2. Rahul's Education

3. Medical Insurance for Mom and Dad

I hope every one have the printout of last week MOM (Minutes of Meeting).

Dear Mom can you please update the status of tasks which you are taking care of?

Mom: Sekar, I am taking care of kitchen module which involves making products like Sambar, Rasam, Curd Rice, Vegetable Biriyani.I am not comfortable in handling the tools for making Non Vegetarian products. You suggest some training in Hlite. However after making these products, I am giving to your Dad for Acceptance testing. Once he satisfied with the quality of taste, we pass it to Dining Hall. One more thing, I would like to share with you. As you have suggested during my appraisal discussion, now I have stopped crying while watching mega serials in TV

Sekar: Sounds Good.

Sekar: Now coming to Dad. Dad can you please update us?

Dad: Yes. My dear son. I have completed my tasks by paying the current bill and phone bill with in time.

Sekar: That's good

Dad: But I couldn't pay the premium amount of 9200.00 of the LIC plan which you had taken for tax reduction purpose.

Sekar: It doesn't look nice dad. I have sent you the amount already and given clear instructions.

Can you explain to me what went wrong?

Dad: On Tuesday night suddenly one of our team mate (your mom) fell down on the floor when she was running to catch Rahul. Then we took her to hospital and spent that amount for her medical expenses.

Mom: Sekar, I would like to add on what your Dad said, that was true. I got heavy injury in my legs and I was in hospital for two days. So now we don't have money to pay for the premium.

Sekar: Sheela..! Would you aware of this? As a home lead, I expect you to track these issues and send it to me on daily basis. What are you doing (With stress on 'doing') after coming from college?

Sheela: Will do it Sekar. You know that the college, I am working is very far from our home. Every day I come back home at 6 pm and sit with Rahul for assisting him for doing his home work.

Sekar: Ok. Coming to second Agenda point .Due to this financial crisis we need to change the strategy of running our family. I am looking for your cooperation in the following cost cutting activities. I want to see the cost benefit of 40 % in this month budget after implementing this

ü Asking servant maid to leave her job

ü Stop ordering Pizzas for dinner

ü Avoid Tooth paste and use Neem sticks/Banyan Tree Sticks

ü Switch on TV only for watching Sunday Movie and Friday Oliyum Ozhiyum(Well known program for film songs in Podigai TV)

ü Wise to listen news from our near by portion when they watch news in TV

ü Every Saturday visit our relative's homes and spend the whole day including break fast, lunch and Dinner

ü Don't invite anybody to our home. Sunday our relatives might come to our house. Just lock the door outside and do your work inside silently.

ü Everybody assemble in adjacent street Perumal temple on Sunday for breakfast. They provide 'Pongal' as 'prasadam' which is good in taste

ü Sheela stop going for gym and Yoga class. Use Attural (Made up of Stone for making Dosa /idly dough), Ammikal (Replacement of Mixie) instead of grinder and Mixie. Mom please give KT to Sheela about this.

ü Don't buy excess of things and store it in Fridge. Use big Mud pots for cool water.

ü Everybody go to bed early around 6:30 pm. Ask Rahul to do his homework when he comes back from school immediately during the hours sunlight is available. If not ask him to read under street light. He will become like Lincoln (Former US President) one day.

ü Use as much of cycle for transportation to near by places(It will help you to reduce fat and Cholesterol content)

ü I know you are eager to watch latest release 'Vaaranam Aayiram'. Don't plan for that. Wail till next year Diwali to watch the same movie in Kalaignar TV

If you have any clarifications contact Sheela@kitchen

Coming to second Agenda point. Sheela, can you please update me about Rahul's Education. In which standard he is studying? Whether he got any double promotion? He was writing annual exam for third standard when I was leaving for Amsterdam.

Sheela: Sekar, I am bit worrying about his education. I have tracked his efforts, schedule in our OHM+ tool. I found 20 % in Effort variance and 35 % in schedule deviation. His learning curve goes down in the control chart which you can see in the report, I have sent you yesterday.

Sekar: Thanks for your measurements. I will review the report and we will discuss it on next week's call. I have a client meeting now. So we will discuss the third agenda item next week. Mom and Dad.. can you please drop out from the call. I wanted to talk to Sheela about few personal things and Dad, don't forget to circulate the MOM to every one.

Sheela: Hello Sekar..

Sheela: Hello…Hello…

Sheela: Hello…

<Tring…Tring….Tring…Line Got Disconnected>

Nice Thoughts

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate,
but if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

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One should love animals.
They are so tasty. ------------> Really in bad taste !!

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Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.

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Love thy neighbour.
But don't get caught.

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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

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Love is photogenic
It needs darkness to develop

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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When two's company,
three's the result !

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A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........





Quote: " Each one prays to God according to his own light"

Good news for all Telecom & IT Professionals..

Hi...

Good News !!!!!

Finance minister P. Chidambaram has approved a Bill which comes into effect on 01.01.2009 and it states that all Privately Held companies need to give a minimum salary increment of 13.5 % to all employees every six months.

This comes as a relief to petitioners appealing against the growing work hours in the Privately Held organizations and which do not have a proper system to check overtime. The bill also mentions that all employees be provided 20 days of casual leave every year. Please see the attached document for the list of companies which will be brought under the umbrella of the Bill in the first round of implementation.

Wonderful Story !

REALLY IT'S GOOD ONE..... Monica married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party, Monica's mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook. With Rs.1000 deposit amount. Mother: 'Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life, put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh.When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.' Monica shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made. This was what they did after certain time: - 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage - 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Monica - 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali - 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Monica got pregnant - 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted ..... and so on... However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things.They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the most nasty people in the world.... no more love...Kind of typical nowadays, huh? One day Monica talked to her Mother: 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!' Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor marriage.' Monica thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She left and went home. When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend the money before getting divorce. The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Monica. She found a new deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've brought me.' They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe. Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask.I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the good years in their life. "When you fall, in any way, Don't see the place where you fell, Instead see the place from where you slipped. Life is about correcting mistakes."

Doctor and patient

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor. "You have to help me, I hurt all over", said the woman. "What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific." The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried. The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

Very useful - HeartBlockage.

Dear All,

Natural therapy for opening the veins of the heart

Please pass it to your colleagues or friends.

For Heart Vein opening

1) Lemon juice 01 cup
2) Ginger juice 01 cup
3) Garlic juice 01 cup
4) Apple vinegar 01 cup

Mix all above and boil in light flame approximately half
hour, when it becomes 3 cups, take it out and keep it
for cooling. After cooling, mix 3 cups of natural honey
and keep it in bottle.

Every morning before breakfast use one Table spoon
regularly. Your blockage of Vein's will open
(No need any Angiography or By pass)

A Good Friend-

A Good Friend-

Shocking Health Facts

SHOCKING HEALTH FACTS: Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power, which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from Apollo medical team. Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing agent. Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture becomes cyanide. Please fwd to whom u care. Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of plastic if U don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!! !! News report from Times of India. Avoid these tablets as they are very dangerous: 1. D-Cold 2. Vicks action-500 3. Actified 4. Coldarin 5. Co some 6. Nice 7. Nimulid 8. Cetrizet-D They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which Causes strokes, and these tablets are banned in U.S. Cotton Ear Buds... (Must read it) Please do not show sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at Signals by buying their ear buds (instead you can give them money without taking their ear buds)..... Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. Those were made from cotton that has already been used in hospitals. They take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want to become the first person in the world to get Herpes Zoster Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud, DON'T BUY THEM! Please forward to all this may be helpful for someone.. ._,_,___

Wedding Invitation Of A Software Guy..........

Wedding Invitation Of A Software Guy..........

Maths...chill!!!

A little boy was doing his Maths Homework.

He said to himself,

"Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine..."

His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my Maths Homework, Mom."
"And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
"Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in Maths?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, the son of a bitch is four?"

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."

Communication Gap

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by." "No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded. "I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?" "I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's parents." He said, "Do you have a real grudge?" "No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one." "Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes." "Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?" "Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do." Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a divorce?" "Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."

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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and

asked,

"What are the grounds for your divorce?"

She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of

the property with a stream running by."

"No," he said, "I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

"It is made of concrete, brick and mortar," she responded.

"I mean," he continued, "What are your relations like?"

"I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband's

parents."

He said, "Do you have a real grudge?"

"No," she replied, "We have a two-car carport and have never really

needed one."

"Please," he tried again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

"Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't necessarily

like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes."

"Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up?"

"Yes," she responded, "about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, "Lady, why do you want a

divorce?"

"Oh, I don't want a divorce," she replied. "I've never wanted a divorce.

My husband does. He said he can't communicate with me."

What is L o V e

What is Love? In a classroom there were several kids, when one of them asked the teacher: - Teacher, what is LOVE ? The teacher felt the kid deserved the best answer she could give to that intelligent question. Since it was almost time for a break, she asked every student to go around the school and come back with something that would bring the feeling of love. The kids rushed out the classroom, and when they came back the teacher said: - So, I want everybody to show what you brought to the whole class. The first kid said: - I brought this FLOWER, isn't it beautiful ? The second kid said: - I brought this BUTTERFLY. Look at these colorful wings, I am gonna put it in my collection ! The third kid said: - I brought this YOUNG BIRD. It had fallen with another one from the nest. Isn't it cute ? And the kids were showing what they brought. After almost everybody had showed their discoveries, the teacher noticed that there was a kid who had been quiet all the time. She was ashamed because she had not brought anything.The teacher went to her and asked: - My dear, why haven't you brought anything ? She then answered in an innocent voice: - I am sorry teacher. I saw the FLOWER, and felt its perfume. I was going to take it, but I preffered to leave it so its perfume would last longer and others could feel it. I also saw the BUTTERFLY, soft, colorful..she seemed so happy that I did not want to disturb it. I also saw the YOUNG BIRD that had fallen between the leafs, but as I climbed the tree, I noticed the said look of it's mother, so I decided to return it to the nest. Therefore, I only bring with me: the perfume of the flower, the feeling of liberty of the butterfly and the gratefulness of the look of the little bird's mother. How can I show you what I brought? The teacher thanked the young kid and gave her an A, because she was the only one that realized that we can only bring LOVE in our hearts.

An Excellent Mail

An excellent mail.... Felt like sharing with all of you. The train had started moving. It is packed with people of all ages, mostly with the working men and women and young college guys and gals. Near the window, seated a old man with his 30 year old son. As the train moves by, the son is overwhelmed with joy as he was thrilled with the scenery outside.. " See dad, the scenery of green trees moving away is very beautiful" This behavior from a thirty year old son made the other people feel strange about him. Every one started murmuring something or other about this son."This guy seems to be a krack.." newly married Anup whispered to his wife. Suddenly it started raining... Rain drops fell on the travelers through the opened window. The Thirty year old son , filled with joy " see dad, how beautiful the rain is .." Anup's wife got irritated with the rain drops spoiling her new suit. Anup ," cant you see its raining, you old man, if ur son is not feeling well get him soon to a mental asylum..and dont disturb public henceforth" The old man hesitated first and then in a low tone replied " we are on the way back from hospital, my son got discharged today morning , he was a blind by birth, last week only he got his vision, these rain and nature are new to his eyes.. Please forgive us for the inconvenience caused....." The things we see may be right from our perspective until we know the truth. But when we know the truth our reaction to that will hurt even us. So try to understand the problem better before taking a harsh action.

Read it carefully.....

Dear all,

12 Ways to Know That You Love Someone

TWELVE:
You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her.

ELEVEN:
You walk really slowly when you are with him/her.

TEN:
You don't feel Ok when he/she is far away.

NINE:
You smile when you hear his/her voice.

EIGHT:
When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

SIX:
He/She is everything you want to think.

FIVE:
You realise that you smile every time you look at him/her.

FOUR:
You would do anything to see him/her.

THREE:
While you have been reading this, there was a person in your mind all the time.

TWO:
You've been so busy thinking of that person that you didn't notice that number 7 is missing.

ONE:
You are going to check above if that's true and now you are silently laughing to yourself.

NOW MAKE A WISH! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT THE MOST.......


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ALMOST THERE!


Send this message to at least 12 friends like that: 12 WAYS TO KNOW THAT YOU LOVE SOMEONE

*And something good is going to happen tonight....

*If you don't do it...you will definitely regret it......

CAR PARKING in China - Worth seeing

CAR PARKING in China - Worth seeing

Laloo Jokes!!!

* What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ?
La loo

* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs"
and moved on...

* Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las
Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could
you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...".
The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo
immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.

* Laloos family planning policy..
"Don't have more than two children in one year"

* At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

* After having become the Railway Minister, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.
To show he is down to earth Railway Minister he decides to pose along with a herd of
buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for
the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS
THE CAPTION "Laloo, third from left"

* Laloo Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business
Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with
Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years
and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was
very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient," he stated "Give me
three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar"

* A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
"Marriage"

Mobile Danger....

This is a real incident that happened in a local hospital in Bangalore ,
India. A 4 year old girl was admitted due to leg fracture. As it was an
open fracture, she had to undergo an operation to stitch the protruding bone
back in place. Though it was quite a minor operation, she was hooked on to
life support system, as a part of the process. The doctors had to input some
data prior to the operation to suit different conditions.Thereafter, the
operation proceeded. Half way through the process, the life support system
suddenly went dead.

The culprit: Some one was using his/her hand-phone outside the operation
theatre. And the frequency had affected the system. They tried to track the
fellow but to no avail. The little girl, young and innocent as she was died
So do not use your hand phone /mobiles especially at any
hospitals or within the Aircraft or petrol bunk or any places where you are
told not to use it...
You might not be caught in the act, but you might have killed someone
without knowing. Sometimes it may be a matter of life / death!

Murphy's laws!

LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are
in now.


LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.


LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.


LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will
roll to the least accessible corner.


LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next
morning you will have a flat tire.


BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.


LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you
don't want to be seen with.


LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will!


LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.


THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.


LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
that will last until the coffee is cold.

bus law:
when u are waiting for a particular bus, except that, all else will go

counter law:
when u r in a counter paying some bills, when your turn comes lunch
time will start!

law of breakfast (fasting law):
when you come to office in a hurry skipping the breakfast and hoping
to get some time to take the breakfast in between, that day will be
full of continuous activities so that you will fast till lunch time!

tv law:
when you go home expecting to watch ur favorite tv program in the
evening unexpectedly either there will be a power cut or that channel
will not be active!

road law: when you want to reach a spot urgently using the road, there
will be a traffic jam.

traffic law: when you plan ahead expecting a big traffic (like
bangalore) and start early to ur destination, that day you will reach
very early unable to know what to do to kill the extra time!

pc law: when you want to use a particular program / document from the
pc, other than that all else will be available!

pc law2: when you urgently want a printout for some presentation and
switch on the pc, it will hang (wont switch on)!

way law:
when there is a junction and you are not sure to take which way and
then decide to take any one branch, that will be wrong!

biggest law:
being a pessimist, when you plan your activities as per Murphy's law
and proceed, this law will not work!!

add some more before forwarding (from ur own experience)

Some Unconventional facts of life!

Some Unconventional facts of life!
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Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

Having one child makes you a parent having two, a referee.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband!

A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms.

Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it.

Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give or she'll take it anyway.

My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you!

A nice Puzzle

A nice Puzzle


Read this. It is a 99.95% challenge that u will have a wrong answer to
the
question asked in the passage.

Once there was loving couple traveling in a bus in a mountainous area.
They
decided to get down at some place. After the couple got down at some
place
the bus moved on. As the bus moved on, a huge rock fell on the bus from
the
mountain and crushed the bus to crumbs. Everybody on board was killed.
The
couple upon seeing that, said, "We wish we were on that bus" Why do u
think
they said that?

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If they had remained on the bus instead of deciding to get down, the
resulting time delay could have been avoided and the rock would have
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after the bus had passed ..!!! Think positive in life always and look
for
opportunities when u can help Others......

MUST READ THIS ONCE

Something important guys.
W e all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends.

If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign

The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations.. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency).

The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital Staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialing the number you have stored as "ICE."

For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference!

Let's spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our Mobile Phones today!!!

Please forward this. It won't take too many "forwards" before everybody will know about this It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest.

ICE will speak for you when you are not able to...
"Your life is God's gift to you. What you do for others is your gift to God"

Warm Regs,

PERFORMANCE

Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, nastily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

Lord Dharamraj asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Banta Singh, taxi driver from New Delhi!

Lord Dharamraj consults his ledger, smiles & says to Banta Singh: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Sant Shiromani Baba so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Temple for the last 40 years.

Lord Dharamraj consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven.

'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. How is that a foul mouthed, rash driving Taxi Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs Lord Dharamraj.

While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his taxi, people PRAYED.

Moral of the story: Its PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.

TRUE LOVE!!!

Two butterflies were in love........ . One day, they decided to play Hide n Seek....... During the play..... Boy Butterfly - "A small game within us" Girl Butterfly - "OK" Boy Butterfly - "The one who sits in this flower tomorrow early in the morning..... that one loves the other one more....." Girl Butterfly - "OK" Next morning, the boy butterfly waits for the flower to open so that he can sit before the girl butterfly does...... Finally, the flower opened..... What did he see.....???? ?........ The girl butterfly had died inside the flower..... She stayed there all night......so that early in the morning..... .as soon as she sees him.......she can fly to him and tell him how much she loved him........ This is true LOVE.... Life is LOVE....... LIVING MIGHT MEAN TAKING CHANCES, BUT THEY ARE WORTH TAKING...... LOVING MIGHT BE A MISTAKE, BUT ITS WORTH MAKING...... ..* So plzz dont give challenges to u r partner regarding love , bcos if he/she wins that challenge sum time u lose the charm of life

Do u know what's self Motivation is

Do u know what's self Motivation is

Waiting for Salary….

Waiting for Salary….

Romantic 1st lines.....and deadly 2nd ones - Really Gud

Romantic 1st lines ...and deadly 2nd ones J A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head. Oh loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes - Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe 'go to hell' wherever that is!!!!

Stress buster?

Stress buster?

Jokes---

-------------------------------------------------------------- A small boy was looking at the red ripe tomatoes growing in the farmer's garden. "I'll give you my two pennies for that tomato," said the boy pointing to a beautiful, large, ripe fruit hanging on the vine. "No," said the farmer, "I get a dime for a tomato like that one." The small boy pointed to a smaller green one, "Will you take two pennies for that one?" "Yes," replied the farmer, "I'll give you that one for two cents." "OK," said the lad, sealing the deal by putting the coins in the farmer's hand, "I'll pick it up in about a week." ---------------------------------------------------------

Software Engineer

A software engineer was smoking in office.

Girl says, Cant you see the warning? "smoking is injurious to health"

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We bother only about Errors not Warnings !!!!

Puzzles

This puzzle is called Lateral Thinking . . .
Just Check This Out ! ! !!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

Think like a wizard . . .

man
1. ------------
board

Ans. = man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

stand
2. ------------
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Ans. = I understand

OK . . .

Got the drift ?

Let's try a few now and see

how you fare ?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

4. r
road
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Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you ?

Redeem yourself.

5. cycle
&nb! sp; cycle
cycle

Ans. = tricycle

Not easy to figure out ha!

0
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M.D.
Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought ! !

knee
7. ------------
light

Ans. = neon light

( knee - on - light )

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

ground
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feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

Oh no, not again ! !

9. he's X himself

Ans. = he's by himself

Now u messing up big time.

10. ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

Not even close ! !

11. death ..... life

Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance ............ ......

12. THINK

Ans. = think big ! !

And the last one is real fundoo - - -

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb. .

Ans. = long time no 'C'

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