LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are
in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will
roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next
morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you
don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
that will last until the coffee is cold.
bus law:
when u are waiting for a particular bus, except that, all else will go
counter law:
when u r in a counter paying some bills, when your turn comes lunch
time will start!
law of breakfast (fasting law):
when you come to office in a hurry skipping the breakfast and hoping
to get some time to take the breakfast in between, that day will be
full of continuous activities so that you will fast till lunch time!
tv law:
when you go home expecting to watch ur favorite tv program in the
evening unexpectedly either there will be a power cut or that channel
will not be active!
road law: when you want to reach a spot urgently using the road, there
will be a traffic jam.
traffic law: when you plan ahead expecting a big traffic (like
bangalore) and start early to ur destination, that day you will reach
very early unable to know what to do to kill the extra time!
pc law: when you want to use a particular program / document from the
pc, other than that all else will be available!
pc law2: when you urgently want a printout for some presentation and
switch on the pc, it will hang (wont switch on)!
way law:
when there is a junction and you are not sure to take which way and
then decide to take any one branch, that will be wrong!
biggest law:
being a pessimist, when you plan your activities as per Murphy's law
and proceed, this law will not work!!
add some more before forwarding (from ur own experience)
If you change queues, the one you have
left will start to move faster than the one you are
in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you
never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will
roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late
for work because you had a flat tire, the next
morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the
telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone
you know increases when you are with someone you
don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone
that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is
inversely proportional to the reach.
THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthest
from the aisle arrive last.
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of
hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something
that will last until the coffee is cold.
bus law:
when u are waiting for a particular bus, except that, all else will go
counter law:
when u r in a counter paying some bills, when your turn comes lunch
time will start!
law of breakfast (fasting law):
when you come to office in a hurry skipping the breakfast and hoping
to get some time to take the breakfast in between, that day will be
full of continuous activities so that you will fast till lunch time!
tv law:
when you go home expecting to watch ur favorite tv program in the
evening unexpectedly either there will be a power cut or that channel
will not be active!
road law: when you want to reach a spot urgently using the road, there
will be a traffic jam.
traffic law: when you plan ahead expecting a big traffic (like
bangalore) and start early to ur destination, that day you will reach
very early unable to know what to do to kill the extra time!
pc law: when you want to use a particular program / document from the
pc, other than that all else will be available!
pc law2: when you urgently want a printout for some presentation and
switch on the pc, it will hang (wont switch on)!
way law:
when there is a junction and you are not sure to take which way and
then decide to take any one branch, that will be wrong!
biggest law:
being a pessimist, when you plan your activities as per Murphy's law
and proceed, this law will not work!!
add some more before forwarding (from ur own experience)
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