Never say prayers in any other language!

In case of an emergency, speak only in English !!
Never say prayers in any other language!
U never know what kind of translation problem u can run into :)
An Indian in the US suffered a heart attack on the road and was picked up by an ambulance.  Being religious, he kept repeating - Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om.
 
When the ambulance pulled into his home, his wife came out and screamed to the paramedics: 'Why didn't you take him straight to the hospital?'  
They replied "Because he kept saying,
 
'Hurry home Hurry home Hurry home!' 

 

 

What happens in Heaven !!!


WHAT HAPPENS IN HEAVEN  
 
This is one of  the nicest  e-mails I have  seen and is so true. Regards  

 
 I dreamt that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels.
 
  
 
My angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, 'This Is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to GOD said in prayer are Received.'
 
    
 
I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many angels sorting out petitions written on  voluminous paper sheets and scraps from people all over the world.
 
 
Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.
 
  
 
The angel then said to me, 'This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the  people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them.'
 
  
 
I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working hard at that station, since so many  blessings had been requested and were being packaged for delivery to Earth
 
  
 
Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the Door of a very small station To my great surprise, only one angel was Seated there, idly doing nothing. 'This is the Acknowledgment Section,' My angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed embarrassed 'How Is it that there is no work going on here?' I asked.
 
 
 
'So sad,'  the angel sighed. 'After people receive the blessings that they asked For, very few send back acknowledgments ..' 
 
    
 
'How does one acknowledge GOD's blessings?' I asked.
 
    
 
'Simple,' the angel answered.   Just say, 'Thank you, GOD.'
 
  
 
 'What blessings should they acknowledge?'  I asked.
 
  
 
'If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world.  If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy .'
 
  
 
'And if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in the world who has that opportunity.'
 
 
 
Also .......
 
  
 
' If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ... You are more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day .'
 
  
 
'If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or  the pangs of starvation .. You are ahead of 700 million people in the world.'
 
  
 
'If you can attend a Place of Worship without the fear of harassment, arrest, torture or death you are envied by, and more blessed than, three billion people
 
In the world .'
 
  
 
'If your parents are still alive and still married ...you are very rare ..'
 
  
 
'If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you're unique to all those in doubt and despair.'
 
  
 
Ok, what now?   How can I start?
 
 
 
If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in that someone was thinking of you as very special and you are more blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at all.
 
 
 
Have a good day, count your blessings, and if you want, pass this along to remind everyone else how blessed we all are.
 
 
 
ATTN:
 
Acknowledge Dept.:    'Thank you GOD, for giving me the ability to share this message and for giving me so many wonderful people to share.



Good One Between S/W Engineer And Project Manager

One smart Software Engineer and his Project Manager were traveling in a train. Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting  Along with her grand ma.

Within some time, Eye to Eye interactions started between Our Software Engineer & that girl.

After some minutes, train started moving in to a tunnel and it was very Dark.

Suddenly, everybody heard a kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping.

Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel.

Grand ma thought that, "The Guy is a rogue; how dare he did this? He kissed My granddaughter! But my Granddaughter is genuine; she immediately Slapped that guy."

The Project Manager thought that," I can't believe that this guy has kissed that girl! But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake"

That girl thought that," I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feel sorry that my grand ma has slapped him".

Finally, the Software engineer thought....

"This one minute in my life is wonderful, it hardly comes.... !because, at a time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my Project Manager !" :)