NEVER PROPOSE A SOFTWARE GIRL....

Never propose a Testing girl since she always doubts U .

Never
propose a DATABASE girl since she always wants her Boyfriend to be a UNIQUE key.

Never
propose a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from life.

Never
propose a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never
propose a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never
propose a VB girl since she has resignation FORM with her always.

Never
propose a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never
propose a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never
propose a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never
propose a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles .

Better
propose a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY


propose
A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN...........................



 

Budget bath - Recession Time

WHO IS THE GREATEST?

WHO IS THE GREATEST?


Cow, Ant & Donkey

Cow
, ant & a Donkey are debating on who is the greatest among three of THEM

So here it goes........ ......... .


Cow
: I give 50 litters of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest.

Ant
: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the Greatest.

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HELLO-WHY ARE YOU SCROLLING DOWN??


ITS YOUR TURN NOW - PLEASE SPEAK
UP

MATHS Puzzle


Puzzle :-

'A man wanted to get into his work building, but he had forgotten his code. However, he did remember five clues. These are what those clues were:

The fifth number plus the third number equals fourteen.
The fourth number is one more than the second number.
The first number is one less than twice the second number.
The second number plus the third number equals ten..
The sum of all five numbers is 30.'

What were the five numbers and in what order?